Welcome To J-ville Where The Playas Play!

Not much to say or report. Having fun at home. Indy beat J-ville and it broke my heart. Most likely Indy will go undefeated, but I think the refs should stop hiding it and just wear blue horseshoes on their chests! Though the game ended in a J-ville loss the day wasn't a total loss. I saw a fight break out two sections over. I think the fight proves some valuable lessons.

The Jaguars/Colts rivalry has been very competitive since the NFL reformatted the divisions. It was upon the Colts entering the AFC South with Jacksonville that I lost some love for Peyton Manning (ok, a lot of love) and began to refer to him as "The Great Satan." Seriously, how can one man do what he does without selling his soul to the devil?! About every season the Jags go 1-1 against the Colts until now. So when J-ville is down by 23 points in the 4th quarter, fans can be unruly. Sure enough, one Jags fan thought it would be fun to start fights with Colts fans. This is where the fun ensued.

First of all, this ONE Jaguar fan picks a fight with approximately FOUR Colts fans. Not only is he just one Jag fan - he's about a 120 pound Jaguar fan. The event security staff tries to break up this on-coming beatdown before anything happens but the Jag fan believes somewhere in his mind that he not only can take the four Colts fans but the event staff. The event staff then brings in a cop...not just any cop - a HUGE cop. I don't mean chunky huge either. I mean genetic freak huge. This guy didn't just come form Dunkin' Donuts. He just came from Gold's Gym. The cop had to be about 6'5" and 280 lbs. of pure muscle.

Rule of the wise: NEVER fight a cop! The cop will always win. There are more of them than there are of you. Second rule of the wise: NEVER fight a cop that is one foot and 150 lbs. your superior. At that point you're just asking for trouble.

Sadly but comicly, this guy never knew of these rules and took a swing at the cop. With one arm, this cop picked up the guy, slammed him on the stairs, and cuffed him. The dude resists arrest and tries to get away from him - while handcuffed! His resistance was futile and the cop dragged the guy up the stairs with ease. The event made the fourth quarter worthwhile to stick around for as between plays the altercation was posted on the Titantron TV =)

I know alcohol can do wonders for people as a nerve builder. They don't call it "liquid courage" for nothing, but seriously what possesses a man to believe that not only can he fight four guys and an event staff crew but the hugest cop the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office ever produced?! During the holiday season, lay off the booze. It would pain me to know a friend or loved one ends up like this guy because it would force me to laugh at you. =P Merry Christmas to all!